The Peripheral Visionary

A 360° view of the universe

Oct 2nd

thesuavechemist: livesophia: Linea Aqua’s Apollo steam...

Oct 2nd

Jenna is going to die tomorrow.

klutzeeone: just putting that thought out there. I can take em down.

Oct 2nd

“Seein’ through you like you was bathin’ in...”

Oct 2nd

We got Halo ODST. My 5 year old brother...

(via crayonsauce)

Oct 2nd

People often ask me what keeps me...

thesuavechemist: And so I says to them, I say, “Well, when I’m doing a really big project with a...

Oct 2nd

(218): it only takes four glasses of...

Oct 2nd

(503): this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
(541): dude.
(503): yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

Oct 2nd

(508): you were carrying around a glass...

Oct 2nd

klutzeeone: (via elephantsweaters)

Oct 2nd

Having a Satanist gathering his weekend.

droppingthefbomb: Bring a farm animal. Or Potato salad. Some lemonade would be nice

Oct 2nd

(via haveabeagle)

Oct 1st

passthemike: (via juliasegal)

Oct 1st

oldboats: The shirts are going to be available on four...

Oct 1st

droppingthefbomb: :D I will never not reblog this

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

“You can change the side of the road that you walk down every...”

Oct 1st

“Ahh, well, okay. Now I feel silly. We can’t judge. He’s from...”
— WWTDD

Oct 1st

ATTENTION,

Richard Rose lieks incest.

Oct 1st

klutzeeone: lickystickypickyme:

Oct 1st

linusinhats: I don’t wanna get my hair wet. It just takes so...

Oct 1st

nice-guys-finish-last: ktrnuh:pretty-bird:...

Oct 1st

omgzzzchaz: (via loveyourchaos)

Oct 1st

This is my homecoming dress, courtesy of my grlfrnd CATÈ (I...

Sep 30th

As I walked into Boston Market, our eyes...

He’s a very nice boy— around my height, graduated last year, and dark eyes. I smile and...

Sep 30th

Oh kiwi, I love you so much.

Sep 30th

GUESS WHAT

melodywillbealright: NO YOU DON’T HAVE TO GUESS BECAUSE I’M TELLING YOU EVEN IF YOU’RE COMPLETELY...

Sep 30th

Do you see this!? Huh!? NYPD!! Means I...

Sep 30th

“You’ll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by...”
— Zed, Men In Black

Sep 30th

“Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around...”
— Foster, Super Troopers

Sep 30th

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'shenanigans'
Mac: Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Everyone: OOOOOHHHHH!!!! -hands pistols-

Sep 30th

klutzeeone: lickystickypickyme: huh? source ...

Sep 30th

I hate the entire student body of John...

I was determined to stay healthy this winter, but with all of your standing too close and not...

Sep 30th

(via haveabeagle)

Sep 30th

(via harrysmellsgood) THIS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH TODAY! ...

Sep 30th

heatherswirski: The best part of my day was seeing Jenna. I never see her and I did today! it was...

Sep 30th

my face looks pudgy and that girl on the right is looking at...

Sep 30th

THIS DOG IS SO FUCKING CUTE. LOOK AT IT. I DON’T EVEN....

Sep 30th

“Bed is for sissies. Unless you’re having sex. In which case...”
— House (via indieandyy) (via...

Sep 30th

I AM A SOPHISTICATE.

thesuavechemist: But I read that as ‘MAH DONG.’

Sep 30th

i couldn’t tell you if i knew.

Sep 30th

thesuavechemist: Your God is a douchey god if he exists and he isn’t doing anything about all this...

Sep 29th

Sep 29th

mastodonstorm: fuckyeahalicia:(via agraylamb) hahaha

Sep 29th

Jenna's Status: Jenna makes them good girls go bad.
Albert: I touch your friends for entertainment.
I don't understand how anyone could ever be unhappy in this world ever.

Sep 29th

I’m just going to stop living.

Sep 29th

Jesus was black.

Sep 29th

..all you need to know is that jesus was black and thats a...

Sep 28th

Oh Chicken Strip.

thesuavechemist: You so crazy<3

Sep 28th

droppingthefbomb: :D I’m sorry if you’ve actually passed a...

Sep 28th

chillin with mary

Sep 28th

Beer--

it’s what’s for dinner.

Sep 28th

My legs are pissed off at me.

Running up the hill right after Harry’s house = not my best idea.

Sep 28th

I'm drinking water.

gennaro: jennaisthelaw: (via gennaro) OMG. GENNARO. IM TOTALLY DRINKING WATER TOO. OMG. LET’S...

Sep 28th

I'm drinking water.

(via gennaro) OMG. GENNARO. IM TOTALLY DRINKING WATER TOO. OMG. LET’S HAVE A 3 HR LONG REBLOG...

Sep 28th

It's probably a good idea to get friends

because I realize that Karlie can’t hang out with me every day.

Sep 28th

yerawizardharry: the-burrow: and….another repost :P OMG...

Sep 28th

You called. I didn't pick up. You left a...

You wanted space? Well, here it is.

Sep 28th

“Well, it would have to be a fairly deep toaster…”
— The things I overhear James...

Sep 28th

(586): yeah. you were just sitting there...

Sep 28th

DRACULA'S WEDDING.

Sep 28th

Dear Daniel William Patrick Fenyo,

GET YOUR FUCKING ASS ON AIM. I wanna show you something. Love, Jenna.

Sep 28th

Listen

Dark Blue -Jack’s Mannequin Currently on repeat.

Sep 28th

Okay, I didn't get that dress either.

BUT I AM DETERMINED TO GET ONE THAT DOESN’T SUCK.

Sep 28th

You post the most out of everyone I...

and all of it is stupid shit

Sep 28th

thesuavechemist: mastodonstorm: (via ashleyxbaby)

Sep 28th

paradoxtor: meysell: mariecriedwolf: ...

Sep 28th

If I had breasts, I'd never get anything...

thesuavechemist: (via dsfincannon) Of course you’d never get anything done; you’d be a woman.

Sep 28th

I know it looks a tad short, but I’m like at least...

Sep 27th

I NEED SOMEONE FROM KETCHAM TO DO ME A...

So if you go to Ketcham, puh-LEEEEEEZ i.m. me- saywhatjennax

Sep 27th

SOMEONE BUY ME THIS SHIRT

Sep 27th

Is it weird that

On FreeRice.com (WHICH YOU SHOULD GO TO RIGHT FUCKING NOW), I do better on the German-speaking...

Sep 27th

prettyfoods: (via sugarspun) WHAT ARE THESE THINGS....

Sep 27th

Listen

stonerparty: Incubus: We’re Smoking The Herb Again Alright I feel weird reblogging stuff from...

Sep 27th

Listen

stonerparty: The Steve Miller Band: The Joker

Sep 27th

stonerparty: all that gold proves it aint no lie

Sep 27th

.looc is gnitirw sdrawkcaB No u suck.

Sep 27th

Do I have to do some internet meme again? YO, JENNA, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I’MA...

Sep 27th

form

write shit tihs etirw O u so kool.

Sep 27th

I'm Formsprung.

Sep 27th

Hey, have you guys heard that All Time...

Well, it’s 12 songs long and was released earlier this year.

Sep 27th

369. NAPS. WHY ARE THEY SO REFRESHING? I...

(via dearworldwtf)

Sep 27th

JENNA.

themailman: I saw Walker at the Rec. He thinks you’re in jail. LOLWUT? HAHAHAHA LONG STORY. I...

Sep 27th

dudeyoulooklikearapist: Like the kind that is thinking about...

Sep 26th

Today, the whole world came crashing...

Sep 26th

prettyfoods: tiresome: Gone With The Cupcakes Frankly,...

Sep 26th

(via jamienfosho)

Sep 26th

paradoxtor: Homecoming ya’ll. O.M.GGGGG! I remember when we...

Sep 26th

367. THOSE "BABY ON BOARD" SIGNS THAT...

(via dearworldwtf)

Sep 26th

(via dirtylittlestylewhore) I’m in love with these...

Sep 26th

My 13 year old niece convinced my...

Sep 26th

MICHAEL CERA BOMBZ FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

Sep 26th

“God this dude sucks. What the hell kind of bachelor party...”
— WWTDD

Sep 26th

Listen

Heut Ist Mein Tag -Blümchen (These are the lyrics in English) Today’s my day Today’s...

Sep 26th

crayonsauce: Alyssa Monks

Sep 26th

I made some new friends last night!

crayonsauce: But I can’t remember most of their names! I think of of them might have been…. Tino?...

Sep 26th

fuckyeahphysics: freshphotons: via MIT Physics Demos

Sep 26th

FACT

linusinhats: Linus and Hugo don’t understand what it means when their people-mommy and daddy are...

Sep 26th

My Synopsis of 9:

thesuavechemist: There’s Mr. Scientist, whose tired of living in his brother’s shadow and builds...

Sep 26th

(via fuckyeahstaredad)

Sep 26th

I've got two eyes, you've got one shot.

Sep 25th

Go to a vagina orchard, count...

Sep 25th

Today, I was in Anatomy & Physiology...

Sep 25th

Today, I went to buy condoms, and asked...

Sep 25th

This life is more than just a...

Sep 25th

Nads.

Sep 25th

Emily: The Disco Very Channel?

Emily: ...OH

Sep 25th

Also, Pelin:

thesuavechemist: Are you talking about How GReAt are the NuTs in this bowl? If you don’t mind my...

Sep 25th

My lips are itchy.

lookingforgroup: (via hautelikecouture) I could scratch them for you. With my cock.

Sep 25th

Listen

Sunday Morning -Faith No More <333

Sep 25th

But you're out there, and I'm here...

Sep 25th

“Space” is what you say you need. Space— you want space from me. Space is...

Sep 25th

passthemike: “I did a radio interview, the DJ’s first...

Sep 25th

dsfincannon: Find an uneducated, local population Convince said population that you are the “Son...

Sep 25th

YOU CREEPY CREEP BOLIVIAN BOY.

sophomoreslump: idefygravity: sophomoreslump: idefygravity: Stoping my tumblr posts, WHAT KIND...

Sep 25th

“People say that they want a wall built between the USA and...”
— George Lopez

Sep 25th

Emily: Butt-shot tit shot all the same you freckly perv.

Sep 25th

thesuavechemist: (Jenna likes buttshots.)

Sep 25th

The answer is no.

Sep 25th

Walker: I wish I could've given you a leaf today!
Me: Aww, I'm sorry
Walker: Yeah.. I had to eat it.

Sep 25th

I hate when people use fancy words in...

sophomoreslump: You know, like suave? NO ONE IS IMPRESSED.

Sep 25th

gennaro: xclaimthevictory: you love me saywhatjennax: i do i do i do, ooohhh saywhatjennax:...

Sep 25th

You look like Emma Watson.

Sep 25th

gennaro: (via fuckyeah4chan)

Sep 25th

ALL OF MY FRIENDS DITCHED ME FOR RICHARD :l

Sep 25th

In Photo,

sophomoreslump: everyone’s pretty much quiet. But then this chick’s pen exploded.  And apparently...

Sep 24th

I think I'm starting to see a pattern...

sophomoreslump: Jenna likes when I am alone in gym & want to throw myself off buildings due to...

Sep 24th

waT

WHEN DID I GET NEW FOLLOWERS!?!? :O …iloveuguise<3.

Sep 24th

n00bert: holdoutyourarms: yougococo: himynamewas: (via...

Sep 24th

WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS COMING!?

Sep 24th

WHO WANTS TO DO ME A HUUUUGE FAVOR

And leave me their AIM name in the answer box so I can send them the dresses I like so they can help...

Sep 24th

My iTunes just Rick Roll'd me.

Sep 24th

FUCK MAXIDRESSES

-short-  :C

Sep 24th

So I want a Jay sweatshirt.

sophomoreslump: idefygravity: BUT IDK WHERE TO GET ONE D: TELL ME? Cafe? I want a ring:o ...

Sep 24th

Dress shopping online again :D

Yeah yeah, I know I’m girly. Got a problem? Suck my dick.

Sep 24th

NinjaFrank1337: lol Don't worry about it. I broke my G string 3rd period anyway

Sep 24th

“so i am a middle age lesbian communist im 8’4 because...”
— Jordan’s ‘about...

Sep 24th

Out of (at least) 30 other girls, you still think you’re special or different? Oh sorry, I...

Sep 24th

kayhoff: yerawizardharry: THOSE HEELS I think she’s so...

Sep 24th

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the...”

Sep 24th

chris ryan said there was a group for...

sophomoreslump: I wish I could go. I need help in this.  I wish I could be like in that book. ...

Sep 24th

As the Footsteps Die Out Forever -Catch...

She was diagnosed on a Friday The kids were almost home The kids were on their way back home from...

Sep 24th

Yeah it's overwhelming, but what else...

Sep 24th

Just let me have your babies!

thesuavechemist: Geez.

Sep 24th

Watch

“Our German final project.. Heut ist mein Tag! class gets cancelled and the absolutely...

Sep 24th

U GUISE. GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP? …My...

Sep 24th

Needs for wrestling team;

thesuavechemist: jennaisthelaw: Wrestling shoes (which Ricky might have for me) Swimcap-like...

Sep 24th

Thanks a lot Alyssa for getting me into...

Sep 24th

Needs for wrestling team;

Wrestling shoes (which Ricky might have for me) Swimcap-like thing to put my hair up in Sports...

Sep 24th

thedailywhat: Craigslist Ad of the Day: Lose the...

Sep 24th

klutzeeone: thedailywhat: Wat of the Day: “O God! I...

Sep 24th

today during history we were talking...

klutzeeone: i didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

Sep 24th

fuckyeahladygaga: Made by ladygagafanpage.tumblr.com

Sep 24th

“I was sitting in a boring, 90 degree meeting room, and my...”
— ItMadeMyDay.Com

Sep 24th

(512): you never know when you'll meet...

Sep 24th

(910): Sometimes when i'm at a cross...

Sep 24th

(915): so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
(1-915): who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me

Sep 24th

(via alexnoise)

Sep 24th

I went to the wrestling meeting today.

People kept looking at me weird and some asked “are you wrestling?” No, you fuckshits,...

Sep 23rd

fuckyeahmeangirls: ...

Sep 23rd

(via imaradioheadsong)

Sep 23rd

I do not feel nervousness.

I don’t get anxious, I don’t get nervous. I can get surprised and jump a bit, but for...

Sep 23rd

thesuavechemist: ‘You come to me today, on the day of my...

Sep 23rd

(via helveticasaidit)

Sep 23rd

rykard: This is so cute.  I love mischievous penguins Where...

Sep 23rd

I have the feeling that when I go bitch...

thesuavechemist: sophomoreslump: savannahgeorgia: sophomoreslump: savannahgeorgia: I’ll end...

Sep 23rd

DEAR FEMALES OF TUMBLR,

Tits or GTFO.

Sep 22nd

Is Halo even relevant anymore?

thesuavechemist: Because I reallyreallyreally like that game whenever I play it even though it has...

Sep 22nd

Soft Baked Snickerdoodles from...

thesuavechemist: No, I don’t care about your mother’s secret recipe for...

Sep 22nd

Happy Photobomb Tuesday!

Sep 22nd

Listen

blindedbycitylights: MGMT-Time To Pretend

Sep 22nd

Most pictures I take don’t really look like me, but...

Sep 22nd

passthemike: My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops...

Sep 22nd

(via passthemike)

Sep 22nd

“I wanna be a college professor, so that way I can do things...”

Sep 22nd

That Toaster Strudel commercial girl is...

melodywillbealright: herfeverdream: sade: So what if you have a Toaster Strudel and your friend...

Sep 22nd

DIED

Sep 21st

thesuavechemist: ^ Jenna <3 EMILY WUT DID I TELL U ABOUT...

Sep 21st

Jenna is my favorite person.

thesuavechemist: … I also feel bad for calling her Chewbacca. Jenna, you don’t look like Chewbacca....

Sep 21st

I was gonna post a picture of myself and...

but then I realized I have only one normal-ish picture of me on my computer. So, I guess this is...

Sep 21st

Is it wrong that I'm already planning my...

thesuavechemist: What a douche. Have I told you lately that I’m glad you’re in my...

Sep 21st

Objects of Co-dependancy

Sep 21st

“I’m not sure how many of these I have, but I’m confident...

Sep 21st

arianarose: THIS IS NOT A FAIL. THIS IS A WIN IN MY BOOK.

Sep 21st

Dear World;

fungusmonk: thesuavechemist: To Nikki and Liam and James G-G and Connor and whoever else this...

Sep 21st

So I was talking to Walker today, and I...

and I almost yelled “YOU HAVE PEED-IN WATER TOO!?!?”

Sep 21st

You'll have to find me before you kick...

(via thesuavechemist) DIE

Sep 21st

I wanna wear a dress tomorrow

thesuavechemist: jennaisthelaw: It’s picture day :D It’s really only a headshot. ~ Downer...

Sep 21st

I wanna wear a dress tomorrow

It’s picture day :D

Sep 21st

idefygravity: perfecting-failure:stfudevin:(via...

Sep 21st

OHAI IDEFYGRAVITY

I wish I had your gravity-defying skillz

Sep 21st

Kayla did henna on me. She taped up my hand and I had to...

Sep 21st

thesuavechemist: (via sophomoreslump) Sorry. Nikki, I...

Sep 21st

Sep 21st

That’s my grandmother. I know that it’s probably...

Sep 21st

“You’re a lousy kindergarten teacher! I see those...”
— Adam Sandler in this movie.

Sep 21st

fuckyeahfreckles: (via prescindemily)

Sep 21st

okay, so a lot happened today...

arianarose: First off, I have NO classes with Aaron anymore): On the bright side my World History...

Sep 21st

You picked these leaves for me today, and we talked about...

Sep 21st

sophomoreslump: I need to lose 44 pounds. In, idk.  As soon as possible. ima fatty. :| ...

Sep 21st

(443): shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
(610): wrong number but thanks

Sep 21st

(313): Lets get really high and only...

Operative word is: again.

Sep 21st

(905): My vagina is so ashamed right...

Sep 21st

(via sophomoreslump)

Sep 21st

sophomoreslump: ifuckinglovetea: (via maryclare) Haha...

Sep 21st

melodywillbealright: :)

Sep 21st

Really skinny girls suck, don't flatter...

alexnoise: Just saying. I can’t help it if I’m skinny :(

Sep 21st

Watch

harrysmellsgood: rykard: crayonsauce: Because Richard made me miss them :( I love Jeremy’s...

Sep 21st

Sep 20th

Normal conversation..

Me: ..And if that's what makes you happy, then do it--do it up the BUTT.
Jon: Do it in a Denny's bathroom!
Me: Not even the men's bathroom! The women's bathroom. On the baby changing table.
Jon: YES!
Me: And you know what, don't wash your hands afterwards; LIVE ON THE EDGE!
Jon: YEAH! Eat your Grand Slam [meal at denny's] with SEX HANDS!

Sep 20th

fuckyeahfreckles: (via sam-ash)

Sep 20th

“[He’s] like a buck-toothed east-African cock wrangler.”
— Jenna; this is probably the...

Sep 20th

narwhal

Sep 20th

you can’t really see it but this is me last night...

Sep 20th

kayhoff: ylizabeth: lindsayhuffman: older photo taken by...

Sep 20th

Sep 20th

Highschool party, senior year; boys and...

I like soda, where’s the soda? Am I the only fucking person here who likes soda?

Sep 20th

Dad: -snoooore-
Everyone else: ......
Dad: -snoooooooooooooore-
Mom: Keith...
Dad: -SNOOOOOOOORE-
Mom: KEITH!
Dad: It's good.

Sep 20th

jennaisthelaw started following you

arianarose: whoa… i thought you’ve been following… lol dude. tumblr hates me, it makes me unfollow...

Sep 20th

sophomoreslump: perfecting-failure: (via jamiextreme) ...

Sep 20th

(via fuckyeah4chan)

Sep 20th

Watch

I WANNA DO THISSSSSSS

Sep 20th

Listen

passthemike: “Cry Me A River” - Justin Timberlake

Sep 20th

Why are Helen Keller's hands purple?

… Because she hears her gossip through the grapevine. HAHAHAHAHA. Going to helllll.

Sep 20th

Sep 20th

Sep 20th

Watch

Fucking great.

Sep 19th

(via alexnoise)

Sep 19th

Watch

thesuavechemist: papasfritas: I saw this on The Soup…apparently it’s from One Tree Hill, but it’s...

Sep 19th

linusinhats: just don’t spill paint on the bed please, you...

Sep 19th

fuckyeahfreckles: bunnygirl: tumbling Lychees: freckled:...

Sep 19th

(via kayhoff) I’m gonna have someone bootleg this...

Sep 19th

Jennifer's Body wasn't as horrible as I...

But I wouldn’t reall recommend it.

Sep 19th

(via fuckyeahsierrakusterbeck)

Sep 19th

GMH

Sep 19th

Going to see Jennifer's Body

With Karlieeee. Sounds like an awesome plotline, but overrated since Megan Fox is in it. Eh,...

Sep 19th

thesuavechemist: mastodonstorm: (via thisrecording)

Sep 18th

thesuavechemist: (via tatooine)

Sep 18th

(970): 3 complete strangers have...

Sep 18th

SHAT BRIX / ABSOLUTELY DIED LAUGHING This one was titled...

Sep 18th

Twilight

Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
Bella: Ok
*On a plane*
Bella: WEE
Charlie: Yo wasap
Bella: Hi
*goes to school*
Bella: Hey look a hot guy
Edward: She smells funny
Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
Bella: No one likes me
Eric: Hey. Your Hot
Bella: No one loves me
Mike: Hey. I love you
Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella: ...Ok weird
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward: *pushy*
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did!
Bella: HI JACOB!
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
*does research*
Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
Edward: Durr
Bella: I love you
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
Bella: Wee!
Edward: Lets eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I can read minds.
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I don’t eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: Do you like Baseball?
Bella: No
Edward: Let’s play
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper: I have no Emotions
Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit: I am strong.
Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
Esme: I love you
Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
Laurant: I is black
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
*breaks Bella’s Leg*
Bella: Owwie!
Edward: BASTARD
*Kills James*
Bella: Woo
Edward: I love you
Bella: I love you
Kissy Kissy
=============
In a nutshell.

Sep 18th

Massage therapist: "I need to give you an...

Sep 18th

Don't read this if you dislike...

thesuavechemist: Le Dragggg Phyl is a beautiful young woman, with high cheekbones and an vibrant...

Sep 18th

Okay. Only picture I could find of the Patriot, and it was...

Sep 18th

GLAUBST DU IN LEBEN NACH LIEBE?

Sep 18th

WAITWAIT

thesuavechemist: Walker plays FOOTBALL, Jenna? I THOUGHT SPORTS WAS HIS KRYPTONITE OR SOMETHING....

Sep 18th

Okay, so had I known that wearing a...

automatically meant everyone would think you guys were dating, I wouldn’t have worn...

Sep 18th

You're pretty when I'm drunk,

and I’m pretty fuckin’ drunk.

Sep 18th

Kanye Memes are dead, but I will still...

(via thesuavechemist)

Sep 18th

sophomoreslump: The whole Kanye-Taylor thing needs to go die.  The memes aren’t funny anymore, and...

Sep 18th

fuckyeahladygaga: New Paparazzi promo shot I WANT HER LIFE.

Sep 18th

fuckyeahmeangirls: thenewromantic:oneay:(via potbelleez)

Sep 18th

kayhoff: (via somethingintellectual) “…and i think we’re...

Sep 18th

There's a 1 in 60,000 chance that you...

lookingforgroup: dancehall: (via littlejames) that’s pretty epic. this is why I have 60,000...

Sep 18th

alexnoise: I’m now making an underground lobster knife fight...

Sep 18th

harrysmellsgood: (via thetimelime)

Sep 18th

today

melodywillbealright: i’m going to get a biopsy to figure out if i have skin cancer. i’ve been...

Sep 18th

someone taped a rubber duck to the front of their car

Sep 18th

thesuavechemist: Morgan was bugging me. What’s up with my...

Sep 17th

Listen

passthemike: “Daughter” - Pearl Jam

Sep 17th

(via kanyegate)

Sep 17th

JENNA.

thesuavechemist: Maybe ask Kayla if she wants to talk with my mom about the house a little tonight?...

Sep 16th

CAN NOT BE UNSEEN

Sep 16th

Getting for Karlieeeee.

Sep 16th

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lookingforgroup: glowmeltandflow: Perfect pictures vs Imperfect world (via nadim2105) via...

Sep 16th

(via kanyegate)

Sep 16th

(via kanyegate)

Sep 16th

“JACK! How was freakin’ school today!?!?”
— My mom to my 4 yr old brother.

Sep 16th

I do love dress shopping online, but...

Which I bet I could fit into, but I don’t want to go through buying it and have it not fit...

Sep 16th

Died

Sep 16th

Sep 16th

sophomoreslump: unityy: (via sarainwonderland) ...

Sep 16th

sophomoreslump: cashooo: fireplaces: kevintenenbaum: ...

Sep 16th

I'm on new medication now.

sophomoreslump: jennaisthelaw: The first night I took it, I got dizzy and weird feeling and then...

Sep 16th

I'm on new medication now.

The first night I took it, I got dizzy and weird feeling and then the next day I could NOT...

Sep 16th

passthemike: Of course I’m sure. I know you’re a good friend...

Sep 16th

Yo Emily, I herd u liek Incubus so I posted dis pictre of da...

Sep 16th

“..but if God didn’t want guys to cheat on their wives with...”
— WWTDD

Sep 16th

(478): I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
(1-478): And thats what homeschooling is for

Sep 16th

(614): see you put your penis in her and...

Sep 16th

thesuavechemist: If you don’t like Incubus, we shouldn’t be friends anymore. DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING...

Sep 16th

thesuavechemist: gennaro: Don’t play with fire. Hey,...

Sep 16th

Nevermind the dress, then.

gennaro: jennaisthelaw: Too expensive. :( Good Will. IF ONLY MY MOM WOULD DRIVE ME !!! I...

Sep 16th

Nevermind the dress, then.

Too expensive. Started off at 10$, but then went up like 30$. WHATEVAAA EBAY

Sep 16th

OKAY OKAY. LAST ONE. I PROMISEEE.

Sep 15th

Okay. I’m pretty sure this is the one I’m...

Sep 15th

A few things:

thesuavechemist: It seems as though I do not get on tumblr until late. So. Catching up: ...

Sep 15th

4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Like" History

Sep 15th

GOODNIGHT!

thesuavechemist: sophomoreslump: before I go, here are my favorite tumblrs!: - idefygravity -...

Sep 15th

I want to wear this to homecoming. Not the weird ass...

Sep 15th

OKAY SO. Kanye cried on Leno, or Larry...

thesuavechemist: WHEN KANYE STARTS CRYING ITS TIME TO STOP. DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD THAT IS. I...

Sep 15th

(via fuckyeahladygaga) Woah

Sep 15th

Boston Molasses Disaster

Sep 15th

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klutzeeone: rachell: Andy Milonakis Sends Diss Video To Kanye West (via brettjohn) and i’ll...

Sep 15th

“Today, in class the teacher had to go copy papers so the...”
— MLIA (via droppingthefbomb)

Sep 15th

(via bowwowwoff)

Sep 15th

DIED LAUGHING

Me: [yelling at kayla about tuna] YOOOOUUUUUUUU~!!
Kayla: ...crank dat soulja boyyyy

Sep 15th

(via alexnoise) :)

Sep 15th

“Tonight, I was listening to the radio on my way home....”
— MLIA

Sep 15th

kayhoff: (via kanyegate) ahhh i love life when shit like...

Sep 15th